THE MACHINES ARE COMING

And they will look like bugs.

What a Bitch!

A terrible mom berates her child into losing weight: from Salon.

Not that losing weight is bad, of course. Nasty methods though.

Jesus Tit-fucking Christ People are Stupid

Some asshole at townhall:

"An international carbon tax program is one of the most hideous ideas forged in the minds of men. Since all known life forms are carbon-based, it is a proposal to control all life."

The asshole, David Hoyt, thinks he's talking about reasons to oppose anti-climate change and global warming policies. In reality, he's just fucking stupid.

Racist Assholes react to Trayvon Martin shooting

Recently, a florida teen named Trayvon Martin was gunned downed walking home with a pack of skittles and an iced tea. Racist fucks at foxnews.com reactions appear below.

From Charles Johnson at LGF:

What a shame—a tragedy, really— because the dead lil’ gangsta could’ve used “‘A-FIRM-TIV AK-SHUN” to go to kollige an play footballz and make lotsa cash munny!”

[…]

Fast and Furious didn’t work to pass new gun control so now Eric Holder will try the race card.

[…]

No matter how crime figures are massaged by those who want to acknowledge or dispute the existence of a Dirty War, there is nothing ambiguous about what the official statistics portray: for the past 45 years a large segment of bIack America has waged a war of v i o l e n t retribution against white America.

[…]

Zimmerman was attacked by the man and defended himself with a gun. Zimmerman’s wounds were verified by police.

[…]

17 = child. LOL!!!!!!

Let the LIB word games begin.

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Yet the “justice department” refuses to prosecute any voter intimidation that involves a blac k as the intimidator.

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Why should anyone care about this kid? Because he is of color? People don’t value kids period. They are property. BTW, I am a conservative that cares a great deal about kids. We follow hundreds of cases each year, many white babies and children, none of them get attention. But he does??

[…]

Zimmerman felt threatened by Martin’s gang’s actions…this could have possibly lead to these terrible circumstances. Gang violence MUST BE STOPPED OBAMA!

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Blacks can do no wrong, period! That is the DOJ’s excuse for becoming involved. 50+ years of being told they are special and entitled and the gov’t’s only focus is to make it so!!

There are thousands more.

Jamaica's Alright

Chef Bad

Mario Batali is apparently a thief and a scam artist.

What a dick.

There Is Power In A Union

Mike McColgan & the Street Dogs:



Punk Rock and Unions. And Boston. That is all.

Michelle Malkin: Still Fucking Crazy

Yep. If you forgot about this, here it is again in all its Republicans-are-wicked-stupid glory:



BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Is there a Starman waiting in the sky?

Apparently people like David Bowie everywhere. From the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2111538/Starman-captured-waiting-sky-Malaysian-David-Bowie-fan-thankfully-Spiders-Mars.html.

The man himself:

A Robotic Cheetah

Renew your Robot Insurance!



They'll make very effective human-killers when the machines take over, I expect.

Say Uterus for Satan!

From Stonekettle Station:

Why do you liberals always say “uterus?” do you think that makes you sound smart? Or does political correctness make murder easier?

Oh, it’s definitely the second thing. In fact, I’ll let you in on a little secret, if you chant “Uterus! Uterus! Uterus!” Satan appears with a pair of noise-cancelling headphones so that you don’t have to listen to the little screams while you’re ripping babies from the womb and running them though the Bass-O-matic. Afterward, you get to keep the headphones. They’re great for airplanes, GOP debates, and satanic rituals while you’re enjoying a nice human eggnog smoothy. True story.

The rest is here: http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/02/hate-mail-from-jesus.html

An obvious plus side to being a left winger, beyond the fact that we're right, is that we have the capacity for humor which right wing Jesus freaks seem to so sorely lack.

On a related note: the fine film Pro-Life by John Carpenter is five kinds of awesome:



It's on Netflix instant watch as well.

Fuck Those Guys

From karoli at C&L: http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/pity-millionaires-wall-streeters-cry-over-b.

Oh, and then there's this poor guy:

Wall Street headhunter Daniel Arbeeny said his “income has gone down tremendously.” On a recent Sunday, he drove to Fairway Market in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn to buy discounted salmon for $5.99 a pound.

I'll bet that cut-rate salmon tastes just as good as the stuff that cost $20 per pound, even without the pedigree.

Executive-search veterans who work with hedge funds and banks make about $500,000 in good years, said Arbeeny, managing principal at New York-based CMF Partners LLC, declining to discuss specifics about his own income. He said he no longer goes on annual ski trips to Whistler (WB), Tahoe or Aspen.

He reads other supermarket circulars to find good prices for his favorite cereal, Wheat Chex.

Day-um. No ski trips? Coupons for Wheat Chex? Someone please, please spare me this. Say it must not be so! Alas, it must.

Here's what I want to tell these guys who are bemoaning the stalled gravy train. For years they made great money, far more than they deserved for doing less than they should have. Unlike the majority in this country who are lucky enough to have a job at all, they made enough to actually save for a rainy day. Why should we pity them if they didn't? After all, they're the financial gurus, the guys in the big office building telling other people how to manage their money, and yet it seems they didn't take their own advice.

So excuse me if I don't shed a tear for their dilemma. Perhaps they'll begin to understand what it feels like to have to cut back until there's nothing left to cut back on in order to make the mortgage payment. While these guys whine about not taking the high-end vacations, other families are struggling to feed their families at all. They'll survive, even if it means selling their expensive cars and taking the train to work. They might even find out they like it. I'm far more worried about the 99 percent than I am these guys.

Seriously. What kind of a narcissistic piece of shit do you have to be to bemoan the fact that you can't afford to go to Whistler and that you have to go to the other market to buy your fancy fucking fish? Assholes

Andrew Breitbart was a Shitty Person

On the day Ted Kennedy fucking died.

The Right Wing is Retarted, Volume VI

To Wit: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-who-think-president-obama-killed-andrew-bre



There are 24 more. Assholes

Abdrew Breitbart is dead.

Serves him right. Fucker.

From USA Today: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-03-01/conservative-andrew-breitbart/53318250/1?csp=34news.

Andrew Breitbart was a douchebag and represented much of what is wrong with right wing politics today. They always tell you not to say this, but fuck him. I'm glad he's dead.