Wonderbar!

One of the few Democrats FOX allows on air tells fellow panelist she doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. On Air!

Video Here

Machines Still Coming

And now they can get you upstairs.

Cigarettes Good!

I knew it: health care for the obese costs more than that for smokers.

Seems like a win, win. The smokes keep you skinny too. And they're delicious.

McCarthyism! Get Some!

Rep. Allen West of Florida knows that there are between 78 and 81 communists... in Congress!

Sound familiar?

Angry Black Lady Destroys Racist Shithead John Derbyshire

From RawStory: NRO’s John Derbyshire Warns His Kids to Stay Away From ‘Blacks’.

(10h) Do not act the Good Samaritan to blacks in apparent distress, e.g., on the highway. [If you see a Negro with a flat tire, keep it movin'. We're probably going to carjack you. -ed.]

(10i) If accosted by a strange black in the street, smile and say something polite but keep moving. [ You're just asking for trouble. Do not stop for strange Negroes. They're usually up to no good. What the fuck are you doing in a black neighborhood anyway? We talked about this already. (See 10(b).) -ed.]

(11) The mean intelligence of blacks is much lower than for whites. The least intelligent ten percent of whites have IQs below 81; forty percent of blacks have IQs that low. Only one black in six is more intelligent than the average white; five whites out of six are more intelligent than the average black. These differences show in every test of general cognitive ability that anyone, of any race or nationality, has yet been able to devise. They are reflected in countless everyday situations. “Life is an IQ test.” [Ni-CLANG!s are stupid. It says so in The Bell Curve. -ed.]

Damn. Check the whole thing. Her rebuttal is hilarious.

PPP Polls

Just took a phone-based PPP poll.

All in all, reasonably balanced.

1 Gripe:

Question: Do you believe the appropriate punishment for murder is

1. Life without parole
2. Death
3. Not sure

Seriously? What the Fuck? What about "Not life in prison and not death"?

2nd Gripe:

The recording of the dude at the end who tells you it was a PPP poll sounds like some guy from the lower east side trying to do a happy cowboy impression. Pretty funny really.

Good fucking riddance

5 assholes go to jail.

Robert Faulcon Jr., 48, received the stiffest sentence: 65 years in prison. Faulcon is the only officer tied to the second of the two fatal shootings on the bridge -- that of Ronald Madison, a 40-year-old mentally challenged man. Madison was felled by a shotgun blast to the back fired by Faulcon on the western side of the bridge.

Former Sgt. Kenneth Bowen, 38, was sentenced to 40 years in prison. Bowen sat in the front passenger seat as a Budget rental truck full of officers sped to the bridge on the morning of Sept. 4, 2005. Prosecutors said Bowen jumped out of the truck and sprayed an AK-47 at a concrete barrier where civilians were hiding. The jury also convicted him of stomping on Madison as he lay dying, though Engelhardt later threw out that conviction, citing a lack of physical evidence.

Former Sgt. Robert Gisevius Jr., 39, was sentenced to 40 years in prison. Gisevius was one of several officers who rode to the bridge in the back of the Budget truck. He opened fire with an M-4 rifle after jumping out the back of the truck, and later, with Bowen and the investigators, helped orchestrate a years-long cover-up to hide what actually happened on the bridge.

Anthony Villavaso II, 35, was sentenced to 38 years in prison. He, too, rode in the back of the Budget truck, and then jumped out and fired an AK-47 at unarmed civilians on the bridge. Nine casings matching that AK-47 were recovered by investigators.

Kaufman, 55, a former sergeant at NOPD, was sentenced to six years in prison. He was the only one of the five defendants sentenced today who was not already incarcerated; Engelhardt ordered him to report to prison on May 23.

Fuck 'em.

THE MACHINES ARE COMING

And they will look like bugs.

What a Bitch!

A terrible mom berates her child into losing weight: from Salon.

Not that losing weight is bad, of course. Nasty methods though.

Jesus Tit-fucking Christ People are Stupid

Some asshole at townhall:

"An international carbon tax program is one of the most hideous ideas forged in the minds of men. Since all known life forms are carbon-based, it is a proposal to control all life."

The asshole, David Hoyt, thinks he's talking about reasons to oppose anti-climate change and global warming policies. In reality, he's just fucking stupid.

Racist Assholes react to Trayvon Martin shooting

Recently, a florida teen named Trayvon Martin was gunned downed walking home with a pack of skittles and an iced tea. Racist fucks at foxnews.com reactions appear below.

From Charles Johnson at LGF:

What a shame—a tragedy, really— because the dead lil’ gangsta could’ve used “‘A-FIRM-TIV AK-SHUN” to go to kollige an play footballz and make lotsa cash munny!”

[…]

Fast and Furious didn’t work to pass new gun control so now Eric Holder will try the race card.

[…]

No matter how crime figures are massaged by those who want to acknowledge or dispute the existence of a Dirty War, there is nothing ambiguous about what the official statistics portray: for the past 45 years a large segment of bIack America has waged a war of v i o l e n t retribution against white America.

[…]

Zimmerman was attacked by the man and defended himself with a gun. Zimmerman’s wounds were verified by police.

[…]

17 = child. LOL!!!!!!

Let the LIB word games begin.

[…]

Yet the “justice department” refuses to prosecute any voter intimidation that involves a blac k as the intimidator.

[…]

Why should anyone care about this kid? Because he is of color? People don’t value kids period. They are property. BTW, I am a conservative that cares a great deal about kids. We follow hundreds of cases each year, many white babies and children, none of them get attention. But he does??

[…]

Zimmerman felt threatened by Martin’s gang’s actions…this could have possibly lead to these terrible circumstances. Gang violence MUST BE STOPPED OBAMA!

[…]

Blacks can do no wrong, period! That is the DOJ’s excuse for becoming involved. 50+ years of being told they are special and entitled and the gov’t’s only focus is to make it so!!

There are thousands more.

Jamaica's Alright

Chef Bad

Mario Batali is apparently a thief and a scam artist.

What a dick.

There Is Power In A Union

Mike McColgan & the Street Dogs:



Punk Rock and Unions. And Boston. That is all.

Michelle Malkin: Still Fucking Crazy

Yep. If you forgot about this, here it is again in all its Republicans-are-wicked-stupid glory:



BAHAHAHAHAHA!