The rest is here: http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/02/hate-mail-from-jesus.htmlWhy do you liberals always say “uterus?” do you think that makes you sound smart? Or does political correctness make murder easier?
Oh, it’s definitely the second thing. In fact, I’ll let you in on a little secret, if you chant “Uterus! Uterus! Uterus!” Satan appears with a pair of noise-cancelling headphones so that you don’t have to listen to the little screams while you’re ripping babies from the womb and running them though the Bass-O-matic. Afterward, you get to keep the headphones. They’re great for airplanes, GOP debates, and satanic rituals while you’re enjoying a nice human eggnog smoothy. True story.
An obvious plus side to being a left winger, beyond the fact that we're right, is that we have the capacity for humor which right wing Jesus freaks seem to so sorely lack.
On a related note: the fine film Pro-Life by John Carpenter is five kinds of awesome:
It's on Netflix instant watch as well.
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